Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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