Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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