Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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