Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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