I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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