that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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