Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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