I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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