party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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