We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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