I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I understand Curling. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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