never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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