that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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