You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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