Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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