anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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