anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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