C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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