What a fucking waste of an outfit
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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