Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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