I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize