I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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