But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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