dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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