When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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