You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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