It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The adults are the big ones right?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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