You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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