PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I love you. Go after that dick
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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