And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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