if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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