if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
and you fell through a lawn chair
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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