I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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