I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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