community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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