his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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