called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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