Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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