I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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