ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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