shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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