shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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