I think I died a long time ago.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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