yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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