just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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