We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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