I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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