Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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