there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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