Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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