In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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